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" you know you’re fucked when those late night thoughts start hitting you in the middle of the day"
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bambiandpixie:

boynerdramblings:

Our junk food is better than yours america

I WANT FAIRY BREAD NOW


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beingasariver:

dulldrops:

georgiawhiskey:

penn-ylane:

stOP it

Either way the answer is yes

frick yes


 Samuel Larson is sex on legs tbh.

beingasariver:

dulldrops:

georgiawhiskey:

penn-ylane:

stOP it

Either way the answer is yes

frick yes

Samuel Larson is sex on legs tbh.


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babyferaligator:

sighprincess:

What are some cool sex positions

standing at the ATM handin me all ur money


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cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.


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abnormal-fallen-angel:

machomachi:

i really want the avengers and the guardians to meet so i made some dumb doodles

EXCUSE ME CAN I MAKE A NEST ON YOU


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germanystuck:

the worst feeling is when one of your friends brings up a kink that you kinda like but then they’re like “IDK WHY PEOPLE LIKE THAT SORT OF THING THAT’S WEIRD” and you just (sweats quietly)


thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved:

kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

(hits buzzer) Sorry. Delicious is not spelt “Deliciousde”


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